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Little Johnny goes to the drugstore for some condoms. He goes up to the pharmacist and asked him, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?" The pharmacist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?" "Sure do" replied Little Johnny, "They keep you from getting venereal...

Rome, Italy -- Pope Benedict XVI's possible shift on condom use is a "significant and positive step forward," the head of the United Nations anti-AIDS campaign said, welcoming the potentially historic remark. "This move recognizes that responsible sexual behavior and the use of condoms have...

Pope Benedict XVI said in comments released Saturday that the use of condoms may be morally acceptable in some cases to prevent the spread of AIDS, possibly foreshadowing a shift in the Roman Catholic Church's stance on the issue. The pope's remarks outline an exception to the church's...

A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. He replies, "Yes we do. What size would you like?" She responds, "Oh, just mix them up, I am not going steady with anyone right now."

A condom factory burns down in the States (the largest one). President Obama is awoken at 4am by the telephone. "Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the...

A Deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist, and cannot see condoms on the shelf. Frustrated, the deaf-mute finally unzips his pants, places his **** on the counter, and puts down a five dollar bill next to it. The pharmacist unzips his...

What's the difference between condoms and coffins? They both hold something stiff but one's coming and one's going!

Walmart Condoms A man was in a long line at Walmart. As he got to the register he realized he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked, 'What size condoms?' The customer replied that he didn't...

Wink Wink Nudge Nudge -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, "This is phenomenal. You've graduated from...

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