The police get a call about two drunks behind a bar. When they get there one drunk is bent over with his pants at his knees and the other drunk has his finger up his butt. The cop ask him what he was doing, he says i am trying to make him sick. The two cops start to laugh and one says you got it...
It is 10:00 at the police station
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It is 10:00 at the police station and there is only 2 officers working that day...Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo.
billy-bob: hey billi-jo...can i stick my finger in your belly-button...
Dead Cow
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their
First anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white
Sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine
It is necessary...
The Dead Cow and Vet School
First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow.
They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine...
First-year students at Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them...
"In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important...