Clancy was brooding over his beer at the barroom and said to his friend, “I tell you, Mulligan, I don’t know what I’m going to do about my wife.”
“What is it now?”
“The same old thing—money. She’s always asking for money! Only last Thursday, she wanted ten dollars! Yesterday she was around...
Deer camp....
The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room withBob, because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him
the whole time, so they voted to take
turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next
morning with...
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really
angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE
THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke...