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There was a tradesman, a painter called Jock, who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often would thin down paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got away with this for some time, but eventually the Baptist Church decided to do a big restoration job...

SANTA FE, N.M., -- Police in New Mexico said they arrested a man who attempted to remove yellow paint from the curb by his house and shattered the windshield of a patrol car. Santa Fe police said Gerald Sisneros used paint remover on the curb outside his home because he disagreed with...

My apologies to all those blondes out there, but this one did make me chuckle. Enjoy A blonde teenager, wanting to earn some extra money for the summer decided to hire herself out as a 'handy-woman' and started canvassing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood. She went to the front...

Blonde paint job -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the...

canary-coloured paint -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jim strolls into the paint section of a hardware store and walks up to the assistant. "I'd like a pint of canary-coloured paint," he says. "Certainly," says the clerk. "Mind if I ask why you...

Best job in Brazil? Painting nude Carnival models RIO DE JANEIRO – Betto Almeida is the Mr. Lucky of Rio's Carnival. The 36-year-old artist awakes at 8 a.m. Has a little breakfast. Survives a commute through the city's tough traffic. Arrives at the office by 11. Then he spends hours...