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Got married again and I went on the Internet to see how happy everyone was for me. F**king hell, it was awful. One woman... she said, 'Married again, eh? She's a user and he's a pervert.' And I'm like, 'How do they know us?'

<div>A Halifax woman who goes by several names made her first court appearance on 117 fraud-related charges Wednesday. Even those in the justice system who've dealt with Lesa George have had a lot of trouble keeping track of all her aliases. "Lesa George/Lesa George Worth/Lesa Jergen is a...

<div> Sarah Palin is still "seriously considering" running for president in 2012, but won't make her announcement by "media-assigned deadlines," she told Fox News' Sean Hannity Wednesday night. Palin says she's worried about putting her family under all the stress of a campaign, explaining...

NEW YORK – Reese Witherspoon mourns the loss of her privacy. The Oscar-winning actress says she sometimes sits in her car crying because she cannot go out in public as much as she'd like. Witherspoon says in the May issue of Vogue that although much of her life belongs to other people, but she...

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for...

Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.' She got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine. She's such a...

Sarah McLachlan 'feels bad' for Miley LOS ANGELES, (UPI) -- Grammy-winning recording artist Sarah McLachlan says she feels bad for Miley Cyrus, given recent public criticism of the U.S. teen pop star. "Do you remember what you were doing when you were 17?" McLachlan asked Parade magazine. "In...

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) – Amid the tabloid photos, the Jenny Craig ads and her self-chastising Oprah visits, one thing has been easy to overlook about Kirstie Alley: She's pretty darned funny. Alley's new A&E reality series, which focuses on her obsession with losing weight, gives her...

I bought my wife a cookbook the other day called "cheap and easy vegetarian cooking" she's not a vegetarian but hey, two out of three aint bad.

doctors first time -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!"...

first time at the gynecologist -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's Melanie's first time at the gynecologist. She's up in the stirrups, and she's scared to death. The gynecologist says, "You're nervous, aren't you?" She says, "Yes. It's my...