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When I meet a girl, I ask her to pose nude for a painting I'm doing because that's a very good way to get her to sleep with me.

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got...

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather-peacefully in his sleep. Not like the passengers that were in his car

Spring light influences teen sleep TROY, N.Y., Long daylight hours in spring influence the sleeping patterns of teens, researchers at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute in Troy, N.Y., said. "Biologically, this increased exposure to early evening light in the spring delays the onset of nocturnal...

Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm. One drunk says to the other drunk, “Did you sleep with my wife last night?” To which the other drunk replies, “Not a wink.”

Later school start time: Better behavior PROVIDENCE, R.I., (UPI) -- Starting school 30 minutes later than is customary could improve high-school student alertness, mood and health, U.S. researchers suggest. Dr. Judith Owens of the Hasbro Children's Hospital in Providence, R.I., says moving...

Lack of REM sleep linked to migraine LOS ANGELES, (UPI) -- U.S. researchers say being deprived of rapid eye movement sleep might play a role in migraine. Researchers at Missouri State University's Center for Biomedical & Life Sciences in Springfield, led by Paul Dunham, found sleep deprivation...

Soldiers with migraine may sleep poorly TACOMA, Wash., (UPI) -- The many soldiers who suffer with migraine may also be poor sleepers, U.S. researchers suggest. Researchers at the Madigan Army Medical Center in Tacoma, Wash., say 19 percent of soldiers returning from Iraq have migraine, and...

Night shift never gets enough sleep SAN ANTONIO, (UPI) -- Employees who start work between 8 p.m. and midnight had consistently poorer performance at work -- probably due to a lack of sleep, U.S. researchers found. Lead author Angela Bowen, research assistant at the Sleep and Performance...

Dentists screen for child sleep disorder SAN ANTONIO, (UPI) -- Canadian researchers suggest dentists screen children for sleep-disordered breathing. Researchers at the University of British Columbia in Vancouver say dentists seeing a patient on a regular basis may have more opportunity than a...

sleep with my wife -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two drunks are at a bar, drinking up a storm. One drunk says to the other drunk, "Did you sleep with my wife last night?" To which the other drunk replies, "Not a wink."

Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is a poodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a Mastiff . The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks "why are you here?" The schnauzer responds, "I'm 17 years old. I don't see or hear very well. I've been having accidents in...

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