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When Josh Ferrin closed on his family’s first home, he never thought he’d make the discovery of a lifetime – then give it back. Ferrin picked up the keys earlier this week and decided to check out the house in the Salt Lake City suburb of Bountiful. He was excited to finally have a place his...

Big 'Ol Butt Dan and his wife were working in their garden one-day when Dan looks over at his wife and says: "You're butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue." With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then...

A Calgary man was handed three concurrent life sentences on Tuesday for killing his two young children and trying to kill his estranged wife almost two years ago. James Bing Jun Louie, 44, used a rope to strangle his son Jason, 13, and a pillow to smother his daughter Jane, 9, in November 2009...

All In The Family Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. "A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and I...

Apparently the best way to make a cup pf tea is to agitate the bag. So every morning l slap the wife and say "2 sugars fat arse." :

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She...

A farmer’s wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vice and...

An Ontario teacher accused of trying to kill his wife while the couple vacationed in Jamaica has been remanded to prison there. A judge ordered Paul Martin be held in Clarks Town jail in northwest Trelawny parish until a Feb. 28 hearing. Martin's attorney did not immediately comment on the...

Muzzammil Hassan goes on trial Tuesday in the beheading death of his wife, Aasiya Hassan. - The trial of a New York television executive accused of beheading his wife starts Tuesday. Authorities learned about the incident in February 2009 when Muzzammil Hassan went to a police station in the...

SANTEE, Calif. — A second body was found Sunday in the rubble of a burned house in Santee where a man threatened to kill his wife and himself and burn down their home, a sheriff's lieutenant said. The man made the threats Saturday, shortly before the home went up in flames, but investigators...

A televangelist admitted in front of a television audience that he cheated on his wife, an announcement he made to thwart people he said were trying to extort millions of dollars from him. The Rev. Marcus Lamb made the confession Tuesday night on his show "Celebration" with his wife Joni Lamb...

By The Associated Press | The Canadian Press – Fri, 26 Nov 1:28 PM EST EAGLE RIVER, Wis. - A man has been sentenced to 25 years in prison for drowning his wife in a toilet in 1999.Doug Plude was accused of poisoning 28-year-old Genell Plude with migraine medicine, drowning her in the toilet at...

A Quebec man accused of molesting three girls at his wife's daycare on Montreal's west island laughed out loud when a video interview with one of his alleged victims was played at his trial on Monday. The girl, who was five years old at the time of the alleged attacks, said she couldn't...

Old Fart Football An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.' His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.' A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says 'Touchdown, tie...

Mukhtiar Panghali listens to the prosecutor during his trial in which he is charged with the murder of his wife. A Surrey, B.C., man accused of murdering his wife described her as violent and unstable, in a taped police interview played in court Tuesday. Mukhtiar Panghali, charged with the...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he...

Take this for what it is worth. This is what I have been saying on all these so call messages comming from SuperStar made me LOL!! SS and his wife got to do there time,, the time is low is because he made deals and turn on the others members,, C/P Impostors he says? Sep 17, 2010 the Real...

Lawmaker's wife accused of kitten theft BIRMINGHAM, England, -- A British politician's wife is facing a burglary charge for allegedly stealing a kitten from her husband's mistress, authorities said. Christine Hemming, 52, the wife of John Hemming, who represents Birmingham in Parliament...

THE OLDER CROWD A distraught senior citizen Phoned her doctor's office. 'Is it true,' she wanted to know, 'that the medication You prescribed has to be taken For the rest of my life?' 'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence Before the senior lady replied...

Voted Best Joke in Ireland ..... John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of...