Granny's $20 bills

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Granny's $20 bills

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A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two
large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every
once in a while a $20
bill falls out onto the sidewalk.

Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says,
"Ma' am, there are $20
bills falling out of your bag."

"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady.
"I'd better go back, and see
if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."

"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop..
"How did you get all that money?
"You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You
see, my back yard is right next to
the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of
fans come and pee
through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind
the fence with my
hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing
through the fence, I say,
'$20 or off it comes'.

"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop.
"OK. Good luck! Oh, by the way,
what's in the other bag?"

"Well, you know", "not everybody
pays". .
 
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