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    The Irish way to heaven

    How to get to Heaven . . . From Ireland , a true(?) story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher. I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave...
  2. Scammer

    Canadians behind U.S. in charitable giving

    Canadians lag far behind their U.S. neighbours when it comes to charitable giving, according to a new report by the Fraser Institute, a public policy organization. The report ranked Canadian provinces and U.S. states using a combination of two measures: the proportion of income donated and the...
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    2 good one's

    Why di sharks swimm around there prey before they attack? Here's the reason: Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me, son." the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people . "First we swim around them a few...
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    Mothers' childhood troubles affect infants

    Mothers' childhood troubles affect infants NEW ORLEANS, (UPI) -- Hardships endured by women when they were children have been linked to an increased risk of a negative pregnancy outcome, U.S. researchers say. Emily W. Harville of Tulane University in New Orleans and colleagues studied 4,865...
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    MLB: St. Louis 5, Arizona 2

    MLB: St. Louis 5, Arizona 2 PHOENIX, (UPI) -- Brendan Ryan's three-run homer in the seventh gave St. Louis a four-run lead Friday and the Cardinals halted a four-game skid with a 5-2 victory over Arizona. Rookie Jaime Garcia bounced back from a rough outing and held the Diamondbacks to four...
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    54-year-old gives birth to twins

    54-year-old gives birth to twins BICESTER, England, (UPI) -- A 54-year-old British woman, who spent $4,300 for fertility treatment in the Czech Republic, said she gave birth to twins. Karen Johnston of Bicester, England, gave birth to daughter Imogen and son Asa March 12 and the 13-week...
  7. CASPER

    White Sox P Garcia works 2 innings against Dodgers

    GLENDALE, Ariz. – Freddy Garcia, in line to be the Chicago White Sox's fifth starter, gave up a run in his first two innings of the spring to lead the way in a 8-4 split-squad victory Saturday over the Los Angeles Dodgers. Jered Mitchell, the White Sox's 2009 first-round draft pick, had a pair...
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    Self naming

    Self naming A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted an Attractive man standing alone. She approached him. "My name is "Carmen," she told him. "That's a beautiful name," he replied, "Is it a family name?" "No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things...
  9. CASPER

    Visiting the zoo

    Visiting the zoo Visiting the zoo one day, a lady noticed one of the kangaroos had a huge set of balls. She couldn't believe the size of these hummers, and when the 'roo ventured close to the bars of the enclosure, she reached thru the bars and gave his 'nads a squeeze. The animal...
  10. BROWNNOSE

    thanks

    hey face ty for all the help i think i do got this post in the right spot i'm new to all of this stuff and man with out member like you i would lost when i mess up BIG TIME and most i would be booted out ooo by the way may nic is to do with smoking my son gave that name before he past away at...
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