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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room, the first surgeries of the day. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm getting my tonsils out, and I'm afraid." The first kid says, "You've...

Three 3rd Graders: an Irish kid, an Italian kid and a Black kid, are on the playground at recess. The Irish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says. "Okay." They all agree. The Irish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's...

This is just a Joke, please do not get offended as this is nothing Personnal Barrack Obama was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing...

http://cnn.com/video/?/video/bestoftv/2010/12/31/am.richardson.billy.the.kid.cnn - Gov. Bill Richardson of New Mexico will not pardon legendary Wild West outlaw Billy the Kid in the death of a law enforcement officer more than a century ago, he said Friday. Richardson made the announcement on...

http://cnn.com/video/?/video/politics/2010/12/30/jk.gov.bill.richardson.pardon.cnn The New Mexico governor will announce Friday whether he will pardon the Wild West's legendary outlaw Billy the Kid in the death of a law enforcement officer more than a century ago. Gov. Bill Richardson will...

New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson has until Friday to decide if he will issue a pardon for Billy the Kid. The governor of New Mexico has until Friday to decide whether to pardon outlaw Billy the Kid in the killing of a sheriff. As of last week, Gov. Bill Richardson had received about 400...

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?" The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous." The first kid says, "You've got...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill and Marla decided the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood...

MLB playoffs roll with Kid Rock DETROIT, -- Major League Baseball's televised post-season play will get a musical lift from Detroit rocker Kid Rock as the playoffs roll in October. Turner Sports announced "Born Free," title track from Kid Rock's upcoming album, is part of a 2 1/2-minute...

'Kid' strikes No. 1 box office pose LOS ANGELES, (UPI) -- "The Karate Kid" kicked and punched its way to the No. 1 box office spot this weekend, bringing in a whopping $56 million. "The A-Team" was a respectable second with $26 million. "Shrek Forever," in its fourth weekend, still took in...

Kid Rock says new album drops Sept. 7 DETROIT, (UPI) -- Detroit rocker Kid Rock says local legend Bob Seger will be among performers playing on his latest album, which drops Sept. 7. "Born Free" will be Rock's first album since "Rock N Roll Jesus" in 2007, The Detroit News noted. While...

LAS VEGAS – Will and Jada Pinkett Smith's family is getting crowded with action heroes now that their 12-year-old son, Jaden, is beating up on bad guys. Jaden Smith stars in the title role of "The Karate Kid," a remake of the 1984 hit in which he plays an American youth in China who gets a...

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The TINY CABIN -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A social worker from a big City in Massachusetts recently transferred to the Mountains of North Carolina and Georgia and was on the first tour of her new territory when she came upon the tiniest...

I know that I made a few post here how do i close the post when we are done or do you guys do that I know that i did make a few dumb 1 it here somewhere but sometime I do need to be taking by the hand like a kid thanks

Hillary Clinton out jogging Hillary Clinton was out jogging one a.m. along the parkway when she tripped fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to her, 3 kids who were fishing pulled her out of the water. She was so grateful she...

A young guy from North Dakota moves to Florida and goes to a big "everything under one roof" department store looking for a job. The Manager says, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid says, "Yeah. I was a salesman back in North Dakota." Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job...