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how you die -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?"...

The soldier and the nun -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, 'Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.'...........The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and...