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    The Rambo Granny of Melbourne , Australia

    Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when

    two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the

    unsuspecting ex-cons down... And shot off their testicles.

    "The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and,

    when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special

    way," said Melbourne police

    investigator Evan Delp.

    Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the

    gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:

    "Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God."

    Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost

    both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava

    opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former

    prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.

    The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom

    come, but doctors managed to save his

    mangled penis, police said. "The one

    guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said

    he won't be using it the way he used to," Detective Delp told

    reporters. "Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think

    they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through."

    The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her

    granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two

    knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row.

    "When I saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in

    the hospital, I decided I was

    going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law

    would go easy on them,"' recalled the retired library worker.

    " And I wasn't scared of them, either - because I've got

    me a gun and I've been shootin' all my life. And I

    wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning

    one."

    So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and

    Debbie's description of the sickos, tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days

    prowling the wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she

    spotted the ill-fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.

    "I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a

    picture of 'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as

    hell, it was them," the oldster recalled...

    "So I went back to that hotel and found their room and

    knocked on the door, and the minute the

    big one opened the door, I shot 'em right square between the legs,

    right where it would really hurt 'em most, you know. Then I went in and

    shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him.

    Then I went down to the police station and turned myself in."

    Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to

    deal with the vigilante granny. "What she did was wrong, and she

    broke the law, but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in

    prison," Det. Delp said, "especially when 3 million people in

    the city want to nominate her for Mayor."



    DEPORT HER TO AMERICA - WE NEED HER!
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    Australian Gun Law Update



    Here's a thought to warm some of your hearts....

    From: Ed Chenel, A police officer in Australia




    Hi Yanks, I thought you all would like to see the real

    figures from Down Under.



    It has now been 12 months since gun owners in Australia were forced by a new law to

    surrender 640,381 personal firearms to be destroyed by our own

    government, a program costing Australia taxpayers

    more than $500 million dollars.



    The first year results are now in:

    Australia-wide, homicides are up 6.2 percent,
    Australia-wide, assaults are up 9.6 percent;
    Australia-wide, armed robberies are up 44 percent (yes, 44

    percent)!



    In the state of Victoria

    alone, homicides with firearms are now up 300 percent. (Note that

    while the law-abiding citizens turned them in, the criminals did not

    and criminals still possess their guns!)



    While figures over the previous 25 years showed a steady

    decrease in armed robbery with firearms, this has changed drastically

    upward in the past 12 months, since the criminals now are guaranteed

    that their prey is unarmed.



    There has also been a dramatic increase in break-ins and

    assaults of the elderly, while the resident is at home.



    Australian politicians are at a loss to explain how public

    safety has decreased, after such monumental effort and expense was

    expended in 'successfully ridding Australian society of guns....' You

    won't see this on the American evening news or hear your governor or

    members of the State Assembly disseminating this information.



    The Australian experience speaks for itself. Guns in the

    hands of honest citizens save lives and property and, yes, gun-control

    laws affect only the law-abiding citizens.



    Take note Americans, before it's too late!

    Will you be one of the sheeple to turn yours in?

    WHY? You will need it.
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    your story is false,go to snopes and check it out

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    Oh Well. still made a good story..lol
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