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Appraisal Sheet
Employee Appraisal / Counseling Sheet
This form indicates employee performance in the position they currently hold.
Knowledge
[ ] The son of a ***** really knows his stuff
[ ] Knows just enough to be dangerous
[ ] Only half a brain and is dangerous
[ ] ****ing brain damaged, his coffee cup has a higher IQ
Accuracy
[ ] Does excellent work if not preoccupied with *****
[ ] Pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his ***
[ ] Has to take off his shoes to count to ten
[ ] Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice
Attitude
[ ] Extremely cooperative if you kiss his *** frequently
[ ] Brown nose in good standing
[ ] Often pisses off co-workers, thinks it's his shop
[ ] Doesn't give a ****, never did and never will
Reliability
[ ] A really dependable little cocksucker
[ ] You can rely on him at evaluation time
[ ] Can rely on him to be the first one out the ****ing door
[ ] Totally ****ing useless/worthless
Appearance
[ ] Extremely neat, even combs his pubic hair
[ ] Looks great at evaluation time
[ ] Flies abandon fresh dog **** to follow him around
[ ] Dirty, filthy, dirty son of a *****
Performance
[ ] Works like a son of a *****, if there's money in it for him
[ ] Does all kinds of good **** at evaluation time
[ ] Works only if kicked in the *** every 2 minutes
[ ] Couldn't do less work if he were in a ****ing coma
Employee Appraisal / Counseling Sheet
This form indicates employee performance in the position they currently hold.
Knowledge
[ ] The son of a ***** really knows his stuff
[ ] Knows just enough to be dangerous
[ ] Only half a brain and is dangerous
[ ] ****ing brain damaged, his coffee cup has a higher IQ
Accuracy
[ ] Does excellent work if not preoccupied with *****
[ ] Pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his ***
[ ] Has to take off his shoes to count to ten
[ ] Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice
Attitude
[ ] Extremely cooperative if you kiss his *** frequently
[ ] Brown nose in good standing
[ ] Often pisses off co-workers, thinks it's his shop
[ ] Doesn't give a ****, never did and never will
Reliability
[ ] A really dependable little cocksucker
[ ] You can rely on him at evaluation time
[ ] Can rely on him to be the first one out the ****ing door
[ ] Totally ****ing useless/worthless
Appearance
[ ] Extremely neat, even combs his pubic hair
[ ] Looks great at evaluation time
[ ] Flies abandon fresh dog **** to follow him around
[ ] Dirty, filthy, dirty son of a *****
Performance
[ ] Works like a son of a *****, if there's money in it for him
[ ] Does all kinds of good **** at evaluation time
[ ] Works only if kicked in the *** every 2 minutes
[ ] Couldn't do less work if he were in a ****ing coma