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    ...been a while...

    Try SkyFi from TekSavvy link: TekSavvy - SkyFi They use the mobile phone internet to bring high speed internet to your home, prices are decent. 10 Mbps Down / 1 Mbps Up for $54.95 6 Mbps Down / 1 Mbps Up for $39.95 Not as fast as cable, but it's better then DSL and they plan on upgrade to...
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    Encoding,Editing of x264 mkv Movies Using MeGui,mkvmerge

    This guide will still work x264 mkv with very good results.
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    Volkswagen: The scandal explained

    So how bad did they test without the "defeat device" installed? ...and can we trust them again?
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    Newbie

    Welcome to the site Clake!
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    Grateful for a Meal

    There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, a daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. "How did you get on tonight dear?" asked her mother. "Not too good," replied the daughter. "I only got $20 for a b*** job." "Wow!" said the mother, "That’s...
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    Some are larger than others

    I went up to this fat broad in the bar last night. "You're a big lass, aren't you" I said. "Tell me something I don't know", she replied with a tear in her eye. "Salad tastes nice!"
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    An Englishman, Scotsman, and a Irishman

    There's an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman all talking about their teenage daughters. The Englishman says, "I was cleaning my daughter's room the other day and I found a packet of cigarettes. I was really shocked as I didn't even know she smoked." The Scotsman says, "that's nothing. I...
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    Full body scans at airports: Latest statistics.

    Homeland Security has released the following Airport Screening Results. December 2014 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening: Terrorists Discovered---0 Transvestites------------133 Hernias-------------------1,485 Hemorrhoid Cases------3,172 Enlarged Prostates------8,249 Breast...
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    I've been banned from walmarts

    Yesterday I was at my local Walmart store buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my loyal pet and was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't...
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    Hillary for president

    As USA gets closer to the 2016 election year, US citizens must remember that they cannot trust Hillary Clinton to create American jobs. The last time Hilary had a meaningful job, she outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky... And Monica blew it.
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    Baby Predicting

    My girlfriend is having a baby. Everyone is predicting what it is going to be. My Nan says, "She is carrying it high so it is going to be a girl." My other Nan says, "It is going to be a boy." My Mum says, "It is going to be about eight pounds." My mate Leroy says, "It is going to be black."
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    Everythin's BIG in Texas!

    A lady went into a bar in Texas and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table. He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen. The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet are well endowed. The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady. Why don't you...
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    Fred and Wilma

    I heard they've stopped broadcasting "The Flintstones" in Dubai as the folks there just don't get the humour. However, the folks in Abu Dhabi do!
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    That new car smell

    Did You Know This About Leather Dresses? Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees and he begins to think totally irrationally. Ever stop to wonder why? Well, it's easy... It's because she smells like a...
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    50 Shades of Grey

    50 Shades Of Grey has been banned in Indonesia because: Said Mohammad Abdul, accompanied by his 9 year old wife.
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