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A little 80 year old Ukrainian Baba had always wanted to join a local bikers club. One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big hairy bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy was amused, but explains that she needs...

Wayne the biker was riding his Harley when he sees a girl about to jump off a bridge so he stops. "What are you doing?" he asks. "I'm going to commit suicide" she says. While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why...

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach, when suddenly the sky cleared above his head and in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A drunk biker is riding through the city and his bike is weaving violently all over the road. An Irish cop pulls him over. The cop says to the biker, "Where have you been?" "I've been to the pub," slurs the biker...

The Biker -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head... In a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will...

A wise old Biker... A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of no where, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER: $2.00 HAMBURGER: $2.25...

Four charged in Australian airport biker brawl that killed one -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By The Associated Press SYDNEY - Police defended security levels at Australia's largest airport Monday after a man was beaten to death during a...

A little old lady decides to join the Hell's Angels Motorcycle Gang. One day she goes up and knocks on their clubhouse door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, "I want to join your club." The guy is amused and decides to humor her a bit, so...