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A redhead tells her blond sister, "I slept with a Brazilian." The sister says "OMG you slut! How many is a Brazilian?”

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A blond is driving down a deserted highway when she gets pulled over. The cop gets out of his car and asks if she has been drinking and she replies "No". So he radios the station and asks what to do. The cop...

A pretty, young, blond woman in Vancouver was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young seaman saw her teetering on the edge of the pier,crying. He took pity...

The Blond And The Body Builder -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The body builder takes off his shirt and the blond says, 'What a Great chest you have!' He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.' He takes off his pants and the blond...

First cute blonde joke of 2009 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A blond walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that, they don't sell rectum deodorant and...

A blonde calls 911 and says her house is on fire and she needs the fire department. The dispatcher says how do we get there. The blond says DUH, don't you guys still have those big red trucks. Reply With Quote :D:D:D:D