breakfast

Swearing ... ! A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 7 year old, 'I think it's about time we started swearing.' The 4 year old nods his head in approval, so the 7 year old says, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna...

"And what was the culmination of events that led you to file this action?" asked the man's attorney in the divorce hearing. "All through our marriage my wife was less than fully responsive to my sexual initiatives," replied the husband, "but the clincher came one morning at the breakfast table."...

Have you done your chores YET ? A young farm boy comes down for breakfast. His mother asks if he has done his chores. 'Not yet,' said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a...

DON'T MESS WITH THE FARM KIDS ! A young farm boy comes down for breakfast. His mother asks if he has done his chores. 'Not yet,' said the little boy. His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little ticked off so when he feeds the chickens, he kicks a...

New Denny's breakfast menu item... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In honor of the mother of the octuplets,Denny's is offering a new breakfast called the Suleman Special: You get eight eggs, no sausage, and the guy next to you has to pay the...