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What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb? Well, the light bulb is brighter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

Blondes change a lightbulb Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes. Operator: The power in the house in on? Blonde: Of...