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A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him." They...

I am planning to get an LCD monitor to replace a CRT monitor. Just wondering how much of a difference is there if I go with a 16.7 million color monitor over a 16.2 million color monitor? Would it be worth the extra money to go with the 16.7 million color monitor?

http://www.wgal.com/r/26319370/detail.html http://www.wgal.com/slideshow/news/26319749/detail.html NEW HOLLAND, Pa. -- Thirteen rowdy bulls are back in their pens after breaking out Thursday morning and wreaking havoc in New Holland, Lancaster County. The bulls escaped from the New Holland...

Las Vegas, NV - A 67-year-old's walk with her ten pound Shih Tzu turned into a terrifying ordeal when a neighborhood Pit bull lunged into attack mode. That Pit bull knocked the woman to the ground as she clenched on to her little dog. While the Shih Tzu suffered the brunt of the attack, the...

What has four legs and an arm? A Happy Pit Bull.

Wild bull runs loose PHOENIX, (UPI) -- Police in Phoenix said a bull that was running loose in South Mountain Park eventually got out of town and took off for a mountain preserve. Detective James Holmes said he wasn't sure where the animal came from but residents around Desert Foothills...

Trouble With Bull An old farmer is having trouble getting his bull to breed with the cows and is lamenting the fact to a few of his friends down at the local beerhall. One of them says, "Ya know, Ben, I used to have the same trouble with my bull, but I got it fixed really quick." "How...

German states ban Red Bull after discovery of cocaine in the drink -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Provided by: The Canadian Press BERLIN - Six German states have told retailers to stop selling Red Bull Cola energy drinks after a test found a...

Staffordshire Bull Terrier -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm having some problems with my new Staffordshire Bull Terrier- I rang the vet for some advice. I explained he was brown, stupid, aggressive and liable to attack anyone for no good...

a poodle humping -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What's the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pitbull humping your leg? You let the pit bull finish.

THE POWER OF TEQUILA A guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be a few thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the jar?" "Well, you pay $10 and if you pass...

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times...