chance

  1. CASPER

    Another Chance

    Another Chance One day a big group of blondes met in New York to show the world that blondes aren't dumb. They begged: "Ask any of us any question, and we will show you that we're not dumb." The group caught the attention of a passer by, who volunteered to ask them some questions. He climbed up...
  2. the doctor

    John Mulaney: Bank Robbery in the 1930s

    Here's how easy it was to get away with bank robbery back in the '30s -- as long as you weren't still there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.
  3. B

    TV weather

    Snow eh! The TV weather woman said she was expecting 8 inches tonight, I thought to myself "fat chance" with a face like that!'
  4. B

    nFusion supposingly up [c/p] have not had a chance to look [good luck]

    supposingly up [c/p] have not had a chance to look [good luck] 5771,5774,5778,7083,7113,7217,7273,7298,7326,7389, 7632,7777,8004,8038,8061,8087, 8120, 8167, 8193, 8287, 8438, 8467, 8482, 8524, 8562, 8584, 8722, 8762, 8787, 8834, 9060, 9134, 9213, 9252, 9287, 9320, 9645, 9649, 19059 (9059)...
  5. CASPER

    Marriage!!

    Marriage!! Before marriage.... He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. She: Do you want me to leave? He: No! Don't even think about it. She: Do you love me? He: Of course! Over and over! She: Have you ever cheated on me? He: No! Why are you even asking? She: Will you kiss me? He...
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