Q. What do you call 30 millionaires around a TV watching the Stanley Cup Playoffs?
A. The Vancouver Canucks.
Q. What do the Vancouver Canucks and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 20,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ'.
Q. How do you keep the Vancouver Canucks out...
Current and former Canadian bank employees have inundated CBC News with emails, saying outsourcing practices are common among the big banks after a CBC exclusive revealed RBC is using foreign workers to replace dozens of Canadians.
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Former German chancellor Gerhard Schroeder on Sunday called for the creation of a "United States of Europe," saying the bloc needed a common government to avoid future economic crises.
Schroeder, a Social Democrat who ran the country from 1998 to 2005, said in an interview with Der Spiegel that...
Chairman cashes in on Ford's rebound
DEARBORN, Mich., Ford Motor Co. Executive Chairman Bill Ford sold 3.4 million shares of common stock and options in the company for about $28 million, filings show.
Ford also collected his first salary in five years after honoring his pledge not to do so...
Common, Serena Williams split
NEW YORK, (UPI) -- Actor/rapper Common and tennis champion Serena Williams have ended their two-year relationship, blaming busy and conflicting schedules, sources say.
Representatives for Common, 38, whose real name is Lonnie Rashied Lynn, Jr., and Williams, 28...
What do the Canucks and the Titanic have in common?
A: They both look good until they hit the ice.
What's the difference between the Vancouver Canucks and a cigarette vending machine?
A: The vending machine has Players!
What do the Canucks and whales have in common?
A: They both get...
What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
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What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can both smell it but can't eat it.
Cigarettes Women
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Q: What do smoking a cigarette, and eating a girl out have in common?
A: The flavor gets stronger the closer you get to the butt.
Sirius, XM Launch Money Moves
Sirius on Monday announced an offering of common stock, an effort tied to a separate money move involving merger partner XM.
The shares being offered represent Sirius common stock that the company is lending to affiliates of Morgan Stanley and UBS Investment...