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She says to me during the act of lovemaking, 'Hey Daniel, what's it like having sex with a condom on?' And I'm like, 'How should I know?'

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke (that's the only place they could smoke at the nursing home) when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 2: "What's that?" Lady 1...

Rome, Italy -- Pope Benedict XVI's possible shift on condom use is a "significant and positive step forward," the head of the United Nations anti-AIDS campaign said, welcoming the potentially historic remark. "This move recognizes that responsible sexual behavior and the use of condoms have...

Interesting piece of history. In 1872 the Arabs invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873 the British somewhat refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first. ;)

Condom soup suit settled out of court MISSION VIEJO, Calif., -- A California man's lawsuit against a restaurant that allegedly served him French onion soup with a condom in it has been settled out of court. Eric Traut, a lawyer for Philip Hodousek of Mission Viejo, and lawyers for...

A condom factory burns down in the States (the largest one). President Obama is awoken at 4am by the telephone. "Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the ground. It is estimated that the...

Female anti-rape condom has 'teeth' CAPE TOWN, South Africa, (UPI) -- A physician in South Africa says she has designed an anti-rape condom "with teeth" for women to insert, which latches itself to the skin of the attacker. Dr. Sonnet Ehlers says the Rape-aXe is a latex female condom, which a...

The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance....A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of ****s, and gives you a sense of...

what did 1 condom say -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- what did 1 condom say to the other while standing outside the gay bar?.............................................. ...

Two old ladies -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and...

If these companys made condoms -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sainsbury’s Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have...

Wish I could think so quickly. A man boarded a plane with 6 kids. After they got settled in their seats A woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked,'Are all of those kids yours?' He replied,'No, I work for a condom company. These are customer Complaints.'

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Maude: What in the hell is that? Mabel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get...