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A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a...

: Best Cowboy Pickup line A Texas cowboy walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then causally looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No", he replies, "I just got this...

A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS." The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what can I do?" The doctor says, "I...

Blind Cowboy -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Blind Cowboy An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter...

Cowboy whisperer Cowboy: "That your dog?" Indian: "Yep." Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Indian: (Look of shock!) Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...) Dog: "Yep." Cowboy...

Gunslinger! B...b...baaadd -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In the days of the Wild West, there was a young cowboy who wanted more than anything to be the greatest gunfighter in the world. He practiced every minute of his spare time, but he...

Cowboys Honeymoon -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A cowboy and his newwife had just got married and found a nice hotel in Fort Worth for their wedding night. The man approached the front desk and asked for a room. He said, 'We're on our...

How 'Bout Them Cowboys? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Texas Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders . For the first offense, they give you two Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What...