An Englishman and an Irishman were speaking sitting in a park bench when a horrible, ugly looking and nasty dog passed by.
The Irishman said: "I wonder what breed of dog that is".
Englishman: "It's a cross between a pig and an Irishman".
Irishman: "Well then, it's related to both of us".
AP - Red Cross teams began handing out food and blankets in central Homs province on Sunday after days of delays, helping families who fled the besieged neighborhood of Baba Amr and took shelter in nearby villages.
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AP - Syrian forces launched a fresh assault on Homs on Saturday as the Red Cross pressed forward with efforts to deliver badly needed aid to thousands of people stranded in a besieged neighborhood despite warnings from regime troops of land mines and booby traps.
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Idris Elba to play Alex Cross in film
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Mojave Cross torn down by vandals
SAN BERNARDINO COUNTY, Calif., (UPI) -- A California war memorial cross was stolen after the Supreme Court ruled religious symbols may remain for now on public lands, the cross's caretaker group said.
The Mojave Cross, erected in San Bernardino County's High...