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Two Newfies were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy says , "Im gonna do dat when I win da lottery." "What's dat den?" asks Mikey. "Send me lawn away to be mowed." ================================================== ==...

Newfoundland Valentine Poem Fer Me Wife ... I writes ta say I loves ya b'ye! Cause I don't say it very much... Everytime I tries ta cuddle ya Ya says GET A WAY, DON'T TOUCH! I tried ta be more gentle Took me rubbers off outside... When I tells ya where I was last night Ya always tinks...

Good Ole Newfie -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Newfie calls up his lawyer and asks. "Wit all dem lawsuits goin' on I'm feelin' kinda left out. How do I get in on some of dat action? I hears dat people are suin' da cigarette companies 'cause...