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Remember when you were a kid and they told you you shouldn't drink? 'Well you really shouldn't drink; it won't solve all your problems. You're just going to forget about them for a little while.' Alright, line 'em up. Sounds good to me. It's better than thinking about this all the time.

AP - In this green swath of Scotland, you can stay at the King Robert Hotel, eat at Bruce's Bistro and drink in the William Wallace pub — all named for leaders who fought the English here 700 years ago. More...

Vampire bats really do drink blood. They feed on the blood of birds, cattle, horses, and pigs ... and the occasional sleeping human. They need to consume a few tablespoons of blood every day. If the vampire bat doesn't eat for more than a few days it will starve. They can only be found in...

Ingredients: * 2 oz Vodka * 2 oz Tequila * Fill with Battery * 1 splash Lime juice Mixing instructions: Mix vodka and tequila in a highball glass, fill up with ice cold Battery and add a dash of lime. Stir and serve. Creator/contributor's comments: Battery is an energy drink that's become a very...

Ingredients: Ice cubes 2 shots Spiced rum Fill with Cranberry juice 1 splash Grenadine Mixing instructions: Pour over ice. Stir. Creator/contributor's comments: A drink I found in Spokane, WA. I have yet to find a bartender that has made one before, or a customer that didn't find them...

MAHWAH, N.J.— A New Jersey college has banned a popular caffeinated alcoholic beverage fearing they could lead to what officials call "blackout in a can." Ramapo College in Mahwah took the action after nearly two dozen students were hospitalized for alcohol poisoning soon after the start of the...

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A Really Bad Day -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and...

Rum & Coke A Priest was seated next to a Newfie on a flight to St. John's . After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Newfie asked for Rum & Coke, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the priest if he would like a drink He replied in...

I’ve joined Alcoholics Anonymous -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I’ve joined Alcoholics Anonymous .........I still drink but I use another name.

play any instrument -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy walks into a bar with an octopus on his shoulder. The bartender says "you can't bring that in here!" The guy says "Why not? He's a pet. Plus I'll bet you a drink he can play any...

Go to frank's place -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This guy was lonely and he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he...

Buy a lady a drink?? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A large woman wearing a sleeveless dress walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked...

best friend -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man feeling very depressed walked into a bar and ordered a triple Scotch whiskey. As the bartender poured him the drink he remarked, "That's quite a heavy drink. Is something wrong?" After quickly...

nice bar -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back...

Drinking ballerina A nasty, sweaty, amazon woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a bar. She raises her arm, revealing a big hairy armpit. She points to all the people sitting at the bar and asks: "What man out there will buy a lady a drink?" The whole bar goes dead silent, as...