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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The teacher asked him to please spell the word EAR. Little Johnny stood up and proudly said EAR E,A,R. Then to use...

ATLANTA – The first national estimates of swimmer's ear say it causes about 2.4 million trips to doctors and hospitals in a year. The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention also said swimmer's ear cases amounted to about $500 million in annual medical costs — or roughly $200 per visit...

PANORAMA CITY -- Police are investigating a 57-year-old man for suspected cruelty to animals after discovering nearly 100 cats in his motor home. Authorities said many of the cats were suffering from upper respiratory ailments, had mouth and facial abscesses and had ear deformities due to...

After having their 11th child, a Newfoundland couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a...

Three rotten old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home, when a Grandpa walked by. And one of the Grandmas yelled out, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.' The old man said,' There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.' One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we...

Ear Infection This is so true! ;) They always ask at the doctor's reception why you are there, and you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it is embarrassing. There's nothing worse than a Doctor's Receptionist who insists you tell her what is wrong with...

Tree Hugger... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the...

messed up ears -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A blonde guy walks into work, and both of his ears are all bandaged up. The boss says, "What happened to your ears?" He says, "Yesterday I was ironing a shirt when the phone rang and shhh! I...