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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing in the rain!"

Obama declares emergency in N.C. WASHINGTON, -- President Barack Obama Wednesday declared an emergency exists in North Carolina because of the approach of Hurricane Earl, the White House said. The president ordered federal aid to supplement state and local responses to the coming storm...

Earl prompts Virgin Island warnings MIAMI, -- Hurricane Earl was about 150 miles east of Barbuda in the eastern Caribbean Sunday evening, the National Hurricane Center in Miami said. At 5 p.m. ET, Earl was packing winds of 85 miles per hour and headed west-northwest at 14 mph, the center...

Counseling - Southern Style Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, 'I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months.' Earl spits,sips his beer and says, 'Better think it over - - - - women like that...