farmers

Elephant fart Four farmers were seated at the bar in a tavern. At the table next to them sat a young girl. The first man said, "I think it's WOOMB." The second replied, "No, it must be WOOOOMBH." The third said, "You both have it wrong -- it's WOOM." The fourth stated, "No, it has to be...

FARMERS A farmer in Saskatchewan has successfully grown a field of vibrators.... Unfortunately, he now has a problem with squatters.

Christine and TJ Costa, a pair of 34-year-old teachers, yearned to farm full time, but with just a quarter-acre and some hens in Chester County, they could not earn enough to quit their day jobs. Nearby, an aging Eleanor Morris watched as Lundale, the farm she and her late husband, Samuel...

<div>Watermelons have been bursting by the score in eastern China after farmers gave them overdoses of growth chemicals during wet weather, creating what state media called fields of land mines. About 20 farmers around Danyang city in Jiangsu province were affected, losing up to 115 acres (45...

Cold temperatures have many Florida farmers struggling to keep their crops alive. http://cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2010/12/07/dnt.fl.cold.snap.wplg

U.S. seeks to protect migrant farmworkers WASHINGTON, (UPI) -- The Obama administration has stepped up enforcement of laws to guarantee U.S. farm workers get paid the minimum wage and to prevent child labor, officials say. Labor Secretary Hilda Solis, whose parents were migrant farm workers...

Knock At The Farmer's Door The farmer's wife was cooking dinner when there was a knock on the door. She opened it and the man standing there said, "Do you have any *****?" "Get out of here," the woman exclaimed, shaking her fist, "and don't come around here no more." The next night, the...

She was only a... PLUMBER'S daughter but she sure gave my heart a wrench. STABLEMAN'S daughter but she handled all the horse manure. HACKER'S daughter but all her bits were in their proper arrays. BUTCHER'S daughter but she could REALLY pack Salami! GYNECOLOGIST'S daughter but she could sure...