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CATFISH COCONUT SOUP (TOM KHA PLADUK) 1/2 lb catfish, 1" chunks, deboned 2 cups fish stock 1 cup coconut milk 1 tablespoon thinly-sliced lemon grass, 2" lengths 1 tablespoon cilantro leaves 1 tablespoon thinly-sliced Thai chile peppers 1 tablespoon galangal, thinly sliced 1 clove garlic...

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A Fish Watching A Fly There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted the fly to drop six inches so he could jump and eat it. There was a bear on the shore, he wanted the fly to drop six inches so the fish would jump and the bear could swipe the fish for lunch...

Fish on Friday -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade, listing every problem they had ever had in the...

A fishy story -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Central Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leavin ' a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man, ' Do...

SON OF A BITCH FISH The parish priest went on a fishing trip. On the last day of his trip he hooked a monster fish & proceeded to reel it in. The guide, holding a net yelled, "Look at the size of that Son of a Bitch!" "Son, I'm a priest. Your language is uncalled for!" "No...

A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center of the ice and begins to saw a hole. All of sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky. "You will find no fish under that ice." The drunk looks...

The fisherman A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man .... "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "No, sir," replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of...

A redneck was stopped by a game warden in Mississippi recently with two ice chests full of fish. He was leaving a cove well-known for its fishing. The game warden asked the man .... "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" "No, sir," replied the redneck. "I ain't got none of them there...

2 Tbls. Mayonnaise 2 teas. Sweet relish 2 teas. Minced onion 2 hamburger buns 2 square breaded frozen fish portions 2 slices American cheese Mix together the mayonnaise, relish, minced onion in a small bowl. This will be the tartar sauce. Lightly toast the hamburger buns. Cook the fish by...

3 Pounds Fish Fillets 2 Cups All−purpose flour 3 Cups Pancake mix 3 Cups Club soda 1 Tablespoon Onion powder 1 Tablespoon Seasoned salt Dip moistened fish pieces evenly but lightly in the flour. Dust off any excess flour and allow pieces to air dry on waxed paper, about 5 minutes. Whip the...