fishing

Thanks for allowing me to join, I am from Texas and hope to contribute to the forum. My likes are fishing, wildlife, cooking and touring the Texas Hill Country on my Harley-Davidson. TxTrapper

I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are good bass bait. Knowing the snake couldn't bite me with the frog in his mouth I grabbed him right behind the head, took the frog, and put it in my bait...

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside > cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. > Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, > and begins to read...

Fifteen homes have been evacuated after a storm surge hit Newfoundland's Northern Peninsula on Friday morning, washing several fishing buildings out to sea. Punishing waves in the St. Lunaire-Griquet area, near the northernmost tip of the island, destroyed several wharfs and fishing stages —...

VANCOUVER - The world's fishing industry is fast running out of new ocean fishing grounds to exploit as it depletes existing areas through unsustainable harvesting practices, according to a study published on Thursday. Expansion into unexploited fishing grounds allowed global catches to...

Somali pirates hijacked a South Korean fishing vessel near the coast of Kenya more than a week ago, an anti-piracy taskforce confirmed Sunday. The "Golden Wave" -- also known by "Keummi 305" -- is now one of 19 vessels Somali pirates are currently holding by force, according to Operation...

Nearly 7,000 more square miles of fishing waters were reopened in the Gulf of Mexico on Friday, leaving only 7 percent of federal waters in the region still closed to fishing operations, authorities said. The ninth reopening since July 22 reflects continued progress on the cleanup in the...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill and Earl are out playing golf. They get to the 17th tee, which overlooks a small lake, and see two guys out on the lake fishing. Bill says, "Hey Earl check out these two idiots fishing in the rain!"

One afternoon, a twelve-year-old boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to town to go shopping. The boy decided to go fishing but he had to take his baby sister along. "I will never do that again." the boy told his mother later that evening. "I didn't catch a thing! I...

221st day of 2010 - 144 remaining Monday, August 9, 2010 LET’S GO FISHING DAY A long, long time ago -- several centuries, to be exact -- Isaac Walton (often spelled Isaak Walton) was born in Stafford, England. It was 1593 and his parents had no idea that they were going to raise a fishing...

N. Korea seizes S. Korean fishing boat SEOUL, North Korea has seized a South Korean fishing boat, the South Korean Coast Guard said Sunday. The seizure occurred in waters near the two countries' eastern sea border, The New York Times reported. The coast guard said the seizure apparently...

Jack Daniels Fishing Story -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A true story...lol Jack Daniels Fishing Story I went fishing this morning but after a short time I ran out of worms. Then I saw a cottonmouth with a frog in his mouth. Frogs are...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- #20 - No matter how much whiskey you've had, you can still Fish. #19 - A limp rod is still useful while Fishing. #18 - You don't have to hide your Fishing magazines. #17 - It is perfectly acceptable to pay a...

Buttman and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing > trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time > because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name > calling, buttman headed home frustrated. > The following week when...

Woman In A Fishing Boat -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Woman In A Fishing Boat One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat...

Bad Fishing Weather -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back...

A man called home to his wife and said, 'Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I'v been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out...