Conservative Sen. Pierre-Hughes Boisvenu says the Senate ethics officer told him last year he couldn't keep his girlfriend on his office payroll, but he did nothing about it for six months.
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Tapes probe killing of player's girlfriend
WAUKEGAN, Ill., -- Illinois police tried for hours to get a woman to admit killing a former Chicago Bear's girlfriend and unborn baby, tapes played in court show.
Marni Yang's trial on the 2007 killing won't start until January at the earliest...
Man allegedly left daughter for ballgame
PITTSBURGH, (UPI) -- An Ohio man who left his 6-year-old daughter alone at a restaurant while he attended a baseball game has been charged with child endangerment, police said.
Robert Strohmeyer, 42, was at a restaurant with his girlfriend and his two...
the cannibal
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What did the cannibal do after he had dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ***.
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Your Girlfriend is Ugly When...
Your girlfriend is ugly when...
(1) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.
(2) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.
(3) Even...