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a jew and a biker walk up to a bar the one guys says its my wifes aniversary im gonna buy her a ring and just in case she doesent like that im gonna buy her a car so she can drive it and the jew says im gonna buy my wife a a guitar and just in case she doesent like that il buy her a dildo that...

THE JEWISH GRANDMA: A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. "You come to the front door of the apartment. I am in apartment 301 . There is a big panel at the front door. With your elbow , push button 301. I will buzz you in. Come...

:adoration: i am new to this cool site, gonna have a look around thx C&CE

I'm half-Mexican -- get used to it 'cause in about five to 10 years, you're all gonna be related to one. Whether you like it or not, no matter how much you prepared your family, you're gonna show up at Thanksgiving one of these years, you're gonna walk in and say, 'Hey! What's happening? Since...

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A farmer’s wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman. With super-human strength borne of fury, cutting firewood, lifting sacks of feed, and bales of hay, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and into the barn. She put his manhood in a vice and...

Advice from a Mafia Don -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he calls for his grandson to approach the bed, "Lissin a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated .38-caliber revolver so you will always remember...

PANTIES ON A PLANE There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'all, but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I get on dat plane. 'Why you gonna wear dem fo?' the other two asked? The first...

Panties On An Airplane -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Panties On An Airplane Three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said, 'I don't know bout y'al but I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink...