Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns
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Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never have an erection. Enjoy...
The jury in the Shafia first-degree murder trial in Kingston, Ont., is expected to hear more from a relative of Rona Amir Mohammad, the first wife in a polygamous marriage of one of the accused.
More...
When you get called the n-word, as a black person you can do anything. It's like getting a gold star in Super Mario Brothers and junk. I hear the music when I hear the n-word. I get right into it; I get really into it. You can do anything. You could be in a fancy restaurant -- just start...
Sometimes the difference between selfless valor and selfish cowardice is stark. On the same week that 21-year-old Marine Sgt. Dakota Meyer is awarded the Medal of Honor for heroism in saving his compatriots in Afghanistan, we hear that Rene Quimby, 42, is sentenced to prison for stealing 16,000...
Three highly decorated police officers die in a wild shoot out with narcotics dealers and go to heaven.
God greets them and asks, "When you are laid out in your casket, and your fellow officers and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you?
The first cop says, "I...
Hello I am new to the site and would like to introduce myself my name is Johnny and my user name is J0hnny175 thank you for allowing me to be a member and I hope I can contribute to the site by being a member I am sure I will learn much by being hear so hello and I will be doing a lot of reading...
The importance of walking!
1. Walking 20 minutes can add to your life.
This enables you at 85 years old
to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
2. My grandpa started walking
five miles a day when he was 60..
Now he's 97 years old...
and we haven't a clue...
An Amazing New Super Store........
A new supermarket opened in Edmonton , Alberta . It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing...
60s hit makers revise there hits?
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Performers of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers.
They include:
Bobby Darin ---
Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash...
new supermarket
A new supermarket opened in Canada. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh...
what possibly could be wrong in the DVD ROM when there is no sound but you could see clear pictures or movie?
I could hear music if there is a CD, but no sound if I use any DVD.
Thanks