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How to get to Heaven . . . From Ireland , a true(?) story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher. I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave...

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way out of the...

>> >> An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of >> impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite >> scones wafting up the stairs. >> >> He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. >> Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his...

DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!! Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!' So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to...

Getting Married in Heaven -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process...

mitzvah after mitzvah -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A very good and pious Jew, Samuel Goldberg, man dies and immediately goes to heaven. The angel at the gate greets him and tells him that he can't admit him to heaven. When Mr. Goldberg asks...

Harley-Davidson's The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson , died and went to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in...

Little Johnny..which part of the body went to heaven first. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Little Johnny..which part of the body went to heaven first. Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to...