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Missing nova scotian wife -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy, Nova Scotia, a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. "We know it's late, sir, but we have...

MURDER AT WAL-MART... Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in...

It's two o'clock in the morning and a husband and wife are asleep, when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello?... How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" -- and prompty slams the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?" The...

For All The Ladies In The House One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?" He yelled...

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter, ten men and one woman. The rope was not strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one has to drop off, otherwise they are all going to fall. They were not able to choose that person, but then the woman made a very touching...

Wrong E-mail Address -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because...

Grass is Greener? Diana, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, 'Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?' 'I would love to do that,' replied Diana's husband, 'but the problem is..........she...

Wedding Fairy: A married couple in their early 60 ' s were celebrating their 40th Wedding Anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.... Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each...

SKorean wife collects fortune for 'dead' husband -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SEOUL (AFP) - A South Korean woman who held a funeral for her husband after claiming he was lost at sea scammed insurers out of 800,000 dollars before he was found...

You gotta love Nova Scotia The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident in the Bay Of Fundy , Nova Scotia , a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties. 'We are sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife' said one Mountie...

Woman divorces husband for cleaning too much -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- BERLIN (Reuters) - A German woman has divorced her husband because she was fed up with him cleaning all the time. German media reported the wife got through 15 years...

The Lady Died After having 25 Children. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lady married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more...

Shopping in their local Wal-Mart A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale , only $10 for 24 cans," he replies. "Put them back, we...

cuckoo clock -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls." I told My husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy...

Labour Pains -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the...

Anger Management ! Husband says: When I get mad at you, You never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife says: I clean the toilet... Husband says: How does that help? Wife says: I use your Toothbrush.....

An Amish lady -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An Amish lady An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a...

The other night -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls.’ I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily...

The Mood -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." The husband says "WHAT?" The wife...

Fondle My Kitty! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A typical married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he would periodically...