THE DECISION
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot The doctor
comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now, you
probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the freeway.
You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything, but...
Saved By An Inch
Little Johnny's mother decided to give her son an anatomy
lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and
pointed to her vagina, and said, "Johnny. This is where you
come from." Johnny went to school the next day smiling
and insisting all his friends now refer to him as...