joe

  1. No Warranty

    Joe Oliver slams scientist's oilsands claims as 'nonsense'

    A leading climate change activist and former NASA scientist is "crying wolf" with his "exaggerated" comments about the effects of oilsands development on the environment, Natural Resources Minister Joe Oliver charged Wednesday. More...
  2. No Warranty

    Joe Weider, Canadian bodybuilding legend, dies at 93

    Joe Weider, a legendary figure in bodybuilding who helped popularize the sport worldwide and played a key role in introducing a charismatic young weightlifter named Arnold Schwarzenegger to the world, died Saturday at age 93. More...
  3. the doctor

    Long lines to bid farewell to Paterno (AP)

    AP - Decked out in Penn State hats and jackets, students and townspeople stood in a line more than a quarter-mile long Tuesday to pay their respects to Joe Paterno, the coach who for nearly a half century was the face of their university. More...
  4. the doctor

    Joe Paterno has lung cancer, son says (AP)

    AP - Former Penn State coach Joe Paterno has a treatable form of lung cancer, according to his son. More...
  5. FTAGOD

    Joe Jonas' 'See No More' solo single due out June 3

    Joe Jonas will release his debut solo single "See No More" -- co-written by Jonas and Chris Brown -- on June 3, arriving to digital retailers on June 13. "See No More" is the Jonas Brothers singer's first offering from his upcoming debut album, due out September 6 on Hollywood Records. The set...
  6. B

    Second Opinion!

    ;) The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to...
  7. B

    Horse in the house

    Joe was trying to lead a horse in the street, but was having much trouble getting the horse’s cooperation. A passerby stopped and asked if he could help. Joe was grateful and gladly accepted. After much pushing and shoving, they finally got the horse to the front door of Joe’s department. Joe...
  8. A

    Joe Jonas to guest star on 'Cleveland'

    Joe Jonas to guest star on 'Cleveland' LOS ANGELES, U.S. pop star Joe Jonas is to play Will, the son of Valerie Bertinelli's character Melanie, on the sitcom "Hot in Cleveland," TV Land said Thursday. In the episode, Will comes to Cleveland to visit his recently transplanted mother. Jonas...
  9. CASPER

    Leno's 'Tonight Show' to host Joe Biden

    BURBANK, Calif. – Vice President Joe Biden is headed to Jay Leno's stage. The Friday appearance will be Biden's first stop on NBC's "The Tonight Show" since he took office in January 2009. He was a guest in 2007, and stopped in after he accepted the Democratic vice presidential nomination in...
  10. A

    Estate lawyer defends Jackson's mom

    Estate lawyer defends Jackson's mom LOS ANGELES, (UPI) -- A lawyer for Michael Jackson's estate is calling a suggestion the U.S. pop star's mother could have prevented his death "preposterous." Jackson's father, Joe, told Britain's News of the World he wanted Katherine, his wife of 60 years...
  11. A

    Michael Jackson death: Joe blames mother

    Michael Jackson death: Joe blames mother LOS ANGELES, (UPI) -- Michael Jackson's father, Joe, says he blames mother Katherine for Michael's death. Joe Jackson said he and his wife Katherine argued about Michael's physical condition before the "King of Pop's" death, saying Michael was ""looking...
  12. CASPER

    redneck love poem

    redneck love poem Susie Lee done fell in love, she planned to marry Joe. She was so happy 'bout it all, she told her pappy so. Pappy told her, Susie gal, you'll have to find another. I'd just as soon yo' ma don't know, but Joe is yo' half brother. So Susie put aside her Joe and planned to...
  13. B

    Blind date

    Blind date -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on...
  14. CASPER

    Hotel Fun

    Hotel Fun -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Bill and Joe go into a hotel. The hotel has 100 floors. The hotel manager tells them that there is only one room left and it's on the 100th floor. The guys take the room. The elevators are busted. So...
  15. CASPER

    Obama's leaky plumbing

    Obama's leaky plumbing -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Obama's leaky plumbing Barack Obama discovers a leak under his sink, so he calls Joe the Plumber to come and fix it. Joe drives to Obama's house, which is located in a very nice...
  16. Joe Petchuk

    Hi I'm Joe

    New to the forum looks like a nice place Hi to one and all!
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