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I just wanna say this site is awesome and so are the people on it I have never seen a forum with such kind people on it I love this site and i wanna help as much as I can with the server and the site! :)

A Louisiana trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Las Vegas. He walked straight up to the madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your fattest woman, a bologna sandwich and a six pack of beer. The madam was astonished. She said, "OK...

You've got seconds to live, and whoever invented this thing gave it five syllables. Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of a rush job? ... Shouldn't they at least call it defibrillnow?

BETHESDA – Nobody ever laughs much during U.S. Open week. Small wonder. Howls, curses, grimaces and groans, players doubled over with heads in hands — those are the familiar sounds and sights that hold sway during golf's toughest test, beginning with the moment players set eyes on the brutal...

(CNN) -- Stephen McCullough and his partner, Brandon Hembree, lost just about everything in their second-story Joplin apartment, but they're not dwelling on that -- they're just glad to be alive. "I thought we were going to collapse and end up on the first floor," McCullough said, recounting...

http://cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2011/01/09/nr.kaye.maisch.cnn -- Within seconds after the shooting began, at least one man who was grazed by a bullet grabbed the gunman, a middle-aged woman snatched ammunition away from him, and a group of people held him down while another man grabbed the gun...

A Kind Man... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He...

Ok newbie to programming the receiver, so I will be posting in the help please be kind and patient thank you

Hi there , I kind of need some help if anyone could be so kind to do so. I have a coolsat 6000 which isn't running now. I have the new keys and I know how to replace them but the new programming is my problem I cann't get it installed into my coolsat please can someone explain. thanks