Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around the eyes, look into my eyes and you're under!
That was a line from amazing hypnotist character Kenny...
A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who
stuttered", she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could
become, asked the girl to...
Fondle My Kitty!
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A typical married couple was lying in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready to go to sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book.
As he was reading, he would periodically...