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  1. the doctor

    Craig Ferguson: Talking About Sex in Scotland

    Nobody talks about sex in Scotland. Scottish gynecologists don't even talk about sex. It's just like: 'Get up on the table there, Mrs. Henderson. Lift up your skirt. We'll take a look at your magic baby door.'
  2. No Warranty

    Russia will lift grain export embargo

    MOSCOW, -- The decision by Prime Minister Vladimir Putin to lift Russia's grain export ban will return stability to the market, farming officials said. Putin said Russia would lift its grain export embargo July 1, three months sooner than expected, because officials were optimistic for...
  3. BROWNNOSE

    Martin's 22 lift Rockets past short-handed Jazz 97-96

    Martin's 22 lift Rockets past short-handed Jazz AP – Wed Feb 2, 11:53 pm ET AP SALT LAKE CITY - Kevin Martin scored on a three-point play with 6.9 seconds left and finished with 22 points to lead the Houston Rockets to a come-from-behind 97-96 victory over the short-handed Utah Jazz on...
  4. Scammer

    Maine ski lift breaks, injures several

    http://cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2010/12/28/nr.ski.lift.accident.cnn Carrabassett Valley, Maine -- Several ski-lift riders fell to the ground and others were trapped in the air Tuesday when a lift a broke down at Sugarloaf Ski Resort in Maine. Before the accident, high winds had delayed the...
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    Smile

    SMILE A man was sunbathing naked at the beach. For the sake of civility and to keep it from getting sunburned, he had a hat over his private part. A woman walks past and says, snickering, "If you were a gentleman you'd lift your hat.." He raised an eyebrow and replied, "If you...
  6. CASPER

    DISH Gets Lift

    DISH Gets Lift -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- DISH Network's hopes for a boost in HD services got a lift this morning as the Ciel II satellite took off on schedule from the Baikonur Cosmodrome in Russia. Ten minutes after launch, the Proton...
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