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A guy is 75 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say a gain, 'Pick me up.' He looked in the water and there, floating on...

A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from the waist down. 'Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to see!' he exclaimed . The old man looked off...

A guy is 72 years old and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.' He looked around and couldn't see anyone. He thought he was dreaming when he heard the voice say again,'Pick me up.' He looked in the water and there, floating on...

An old nun who was living in a convent next to a construction site noticed the coarse language of the workers and decided to spend some time with them to correct their ways. She decided she would take her lunch; sit with the workers; and talk with them. She put her sandwich in a brown bag and...

Little Johnny goes to the drugstore for some condoms. He goes up to the pharmacist and asked him, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?" The pharmacist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?" "Sure do" replied Little Johnny, "They keep you from getting venereal...

Mark Pollard went into an Amherst, N.S., bank to install a photocopier and came out with a bank robber. Pollard stopped by the TD Canada Trust on Tuesday morning to install the new photocopier. He was on his way out with the old machine when a teller stopped him and alerted him to the robbery...

Bank robber A hooded robber burst into a Texas bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Texas customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off revealing the robber’s face. The robber shot the customer without a moment’s hesitation. He then...

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A nun and a man were standing in an elevator. Being the nice person that she was she looked over at him, smiled and said: "T.G.I.F." The man looked back at her and said: "S.H.I.T." The nun was shocked. She turned to the man and said: "There was no reason to be rude, all I said was "Thank God...

A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for Christmas dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy is about 70 years old (maybe a little more) and loves to fish. He was sitting in his boat the other day when he heard a voice say, 'Pick me up' He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he...

Woman in a Pet Shop -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot. There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00. "Why so little?" she asked the pet store owner. The owner looked...

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Money Talks -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows. When you get to the part where I'm supposed to...

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