madam

A Louisiana trucker who had been out on the road for three straight weeks stopped at a brothel outside Las Vegas. He walked straight up to the madam, plopped down $500.00 and said, "I want your fattest woman, a bologna sandwich and a six pack of beer. The madam was astonished. She said, "OK...

A trucker who has been out on the road for two months stops at a brothel outside Atlanta. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says: “I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich!” The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my...

A dedicated ILWU Union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check Out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," sh e replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"...

$20 parrot -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A woman goes into a pet shop looking for a parrot. The assistant shows her a beautiful African Grey parrot. "What about this one, Madam? A beautiful Bird , I'm sure you'll agree, and it's an absolute...