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David Letterman secretly married LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Late-night TV comic David Letterman has quietly married his longtime girlfriend, telling audience members of his show on Monday that he almost missed the ceremony because his truck was stuck in mud. Letterman, 61, and Regina Lasko tied...

A BOTTLE OF WINE----A TOUCHING STORY ALL WOMAN WILL ADORE! THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her...

Married Life.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Married Life -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband although very much in love, couldn't...

Four Husbands -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once upon a time, these two women were talking and the one asks the other how many times she's been married, and the reply was 4. 'Four times!' exclaimed the first woman, why so many? So the...

The Lady Died After having 25 Children. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lady married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more...

Marriage Definitions -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence (a life sentence). 2. Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind. 3. Marriage is an institution in which...

You know Schitt now -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know Schitt now -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate...

a newly married couple go on their honeymoon, now the two have never been together, they wanted to wait till they were wed. so anyway after a wonderful day together, they head back to the room. they start right away, feeling and rubbing one another. the two can't wait, so the man starts taking...

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative...