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Little Johnny and Little Mary were playing doctor, on the back porch one day. Little Mary's mom happened to walk out and see them. Shocked and furious to see her daughter's friend eating her out, she said "You're gonna get a good lickin' when daddy gets home!" Mary replied, "But that's what...

-- Embattled Irish Prime Minister Brian Cowen called for new elections March 11, following the resignation of six government ministers in less than 24 hours. Cowen survived a vote of confidence from his own party members this week, but top rebel Micheal Martin, the foreign minister, opposed him...

Judge Mary Murphy is returning to Fox network's "So You Think You Can Dance," it was announced Tuesday. The spunky dancer and choreographer had been a full-time judge from 2007-2009 but stepped down last season; consequently, ratings dipped. "I am delighted to have Mary back on the show,"...

Believers Flock to 'Weeping' Virgin Mary Statue Hundreds gather to witness 'miracle' in Canada. http://video.foxnews.com/v/4405973/believers-flock-to-weeping-virgin-mary-statue/

Australia got its first Catholic saint Sunday, a feisty 19th-century nun who was briefly excommunicated when her colleagues exposed an abusive priest. Mary MacKillop co-founded the Sisters of St. Joseph of the Sacred Heart in 1867, and gained a reputation as the first Australian nun to leave...

Voted Best Joke in Ireland ..... John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of...

242nd day of 2010 - 123 remaining Monday, August 30, 2010 FRANKENSTEIN DAY What would we do without the legendary monster created by Dr. Frankenstein! Thanks to author Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, born on this day in 1797, we have been frighteningly entertained for almost two...

A Home Depot Story ! Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing. He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge. Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a...

Sister Mary Margaret enters O'Flynn's liquor shop. "I'd like to buy a bottle of Irish whiskey", she tells O'Flynn. The owner of the store shakes his head and frowns. "A bottle of Irish whiskey? And you being a nun, too!" "Oh, no, no," Sister Mary Margaret exclaims. "It's for Father Reilly. His...

Best toast in Ireland John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, 'Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!' That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, 'I won the prize for the Best toast of the...

body odor -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor. "Do you wash?" the doc asked the rank young girl. "Oh, yes," Mary answered. "Each morning, I start at my head and wash down as far as possible. Then, I...