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There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad. The Captain suggested perhaps it would help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it...

carefull what you say -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I've just got back from my mate Dave's house where I met his brother, Tony, who is built like a brick ****-house. On the flip-side of that, he's also retarded, and to demonstrate this my...