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A pregnant woman is in the bank when the bank is robbed. A gunfight breaks out, and she is shot 3 times in the abdomen. She is rushed to the hospital. Miraculously, she is unharmed. After giving a full examination, though, the doctor tells her, "I have good and bad news for you. You are going to...

A Mother's Dictionary Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too. Defense: What you'd better have around de yard if you're going to let the children play outside. Drooling: How teething babies wash their chins. Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order...

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues. "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it off." You're going to break something. He stops and eventually Mom leaves for...

Hudson: Being a mother reminds me of mom NEW YORK, (UPI) -- U.S. singer and actress Jennifer Hudson says she keeps her late mother close to her heart as she cares for her 11-month-old son, David. Hudson, a former "American Idol" contender, won an Oscar for her role in the 2006 movie musical...

'Real Housewife' Frankel becomes a mom NEW YORK, (UPI) -- Reality TV star Bethenny Frankel of "Real Housewives of New York City" has given birth to a daughter in time for a real Mothers Day. A representative for Frankel and her husband, Jason Hoppy, told People magazine the couple's first...

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!" Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, "It reminded me of a peanut." Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked...

Having mom over for dinner You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one... Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal, Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate Jennifer was. Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of the platonic...

Hope this touches you the way it touched me >>>>>> GOODBYE MOM >>>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>> A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a >>>>>> little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. >>>>>> Furthermore, she kept staring at him. >>>>>>...

This is beautiful! She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room. She said: 'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can I see him?' The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make it.' Sally said...

A little girl asked her Mom, 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?' Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.' 'What's that mean?' asked the child. 'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.' The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may I take Belle...

A Flat Stomach A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.. The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad...

doctors first time -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A little boy blows up his balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something. The boy continues. "Johnny!"...

Remember when your mom would say -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this is a copy and paste from another site Remember when your mom would say never take candy from a stranger... .... I think this is who she was talking...

Dear Mom -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the wall over the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: "It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling...

peanut Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, 'Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!' Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, 'It reminded me of a peanut.' Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mom asked...

Family Vibrator ----------------------- A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. She opened the door and discovered her 40 year old daughter playing with her vibrator. "What are you doing?", asked the mom. "Mom, I am 40 years old and look at me. I am ugly...

Walking the Dog A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." "What's that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I...