monkey

A man walked into a bar with his pet monkey. The monkey jumped on the pool table and swallowed the cue ball. The bartender yelled, "Hey, he just ate my cue ball. No one can play pool anymore! Get out!" So the monkey and the man left. The man brought the ball back the next day with his...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes...

No more monkey business: Vasectomies for primates -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By The Associated Press SAO PAULO - The monkey business is about to end for some Brazilian primates. Health officials in the central city Goiania plan to...

monkey in a bar -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder and orders a beer. The monkey hops off the mans shoulder and scurries down the bar to where the drinks are mixed. He finds a tray with olives...