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By Aman Ali | Reuters – Fri, 10 Dec 2:38 PM EST NEW YORK (Reuters) - A Catholic nun with a reputation for gambling trips to Atlantic City was accused of embezzling more than $850,000 from a college where she oversaw the school's finances, officials said on Friday. Sister Marie Thornton, former...

A nun and a man were standing in an elevator. Being the nice person that she was she looked over at him, smiled and said: "T.G.I.F." The man looked back at her and said: "S.H.I.T." The nun was shocked. She turned to the man and said: "There was no reason to be rude, all I said was "Thank God...

The Pastor's A$$ The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in therace again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR'S A$$ OUT FRONT The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he orderedthe...

British tourists arrested on Crete over nun stunt -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HANIA, Greece (AFP) - Seventeen British tourists were arrested on the island of Crete Sunday for insulting the Catholic church after they paraded themselves...

Health Insurance -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man suffered a serious heart attack and had open heart bypass surgery. He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at a Catholic Hospital. As he was recovering, a nun...

The soldier and the nun -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A soldier ran up to a nun, out of breath, he asked, 'Please may I hide under your skirt? I'll explain later.'...........The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and...

Nun at Hooters A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off." Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers. However, when the revelers...