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You know you're getting fat when you go to unbutton the top of your pants -- and you already did it.

Green Day rocker Billie Joe Armstrong has complained that he was booted from a Southwest Airlines flight in Oakland, California, because of the way he wore his pants. Armstrong, 39, said on the website Twitter on Thursday, "Just got kicked off a Southwest flight because my pants sagged too...

Washington Nationals right-hander Todd Coffey(notes) might have felt like a kid whose parents sent him to school on the first day wearing jeans that weren't long enough. The Nationals, who joined with the San Diego Padres in wearing throwbacks Saturday night, donned uniforms like the ones worn...

Three rotten old Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home, when a Grandpa walked by. And one of the Grandmas yelled out, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.' The old man said,' There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.' One of the old Grandmas said, 'Sure we...

Judge tosses saggy pants summons NEW YORK, A New York judge tossed a man's disorderly conduct summons for wearing saggy pants, saying the constitution protected his right to look "foolish." Judge Ruben Franco dismissed the April 20, 2009, summons against Julio Martinez, which said the...

Police: Woman hid sandwich in pants SPARTANBURG, S.C., Police in South Carolina said they arrested a woman who allegedly stuffed a McDonald's sandwich into her pants and loudly complained that she never received it. Investigators said Lori Shannon Turner, 39, of Spartanburg, received two...

Pants and Panties Mike was going to be married to Karen so his Father sat him down for a little chat. He said, 'Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your Mother, and said, 'Here, try these on.'' She did and...

Just in case you think you've heard it all... We got our hands on a little known about revision of the original Star Wars movie script that substitutes the word "pants" into many of the lines... DARTH VADER: I find your lack of pants disturbing. DARTH VADER: General Veers, prepare your pants...

How Old Am I?? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man decides to have a face-lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really good about the results. On his way home, he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving, he says to...

Man slips climbing power pole, saved by his pants -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By The Associated Press DULUTH, Ga. - Authorities say a Georgia man was saved by his pants when he decided to climb 11 metres up a power pole and slipped. The...

Jizz in my Pants -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Just watch and get ready to laugh